I took a drive along the highway on the way home from the doctor, and sometHING IS HAPPENING TO THE LEAVES.
THEY’RE TURNING ALL RED AND YELLOW.
ARE THE TREES SICK?
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS SEE THE LEAVES! WATCH THEM TURN BEAUTIFUL COLORS. WATCH THE ORANGE LEAVES AGAINST THE PURE BLUE SKY.
AUTUMN IS THE BEAST SEASON.
DRINK IT IN.
DRINK IT INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Beeeeddd; I will get to things tomm, I am so srry guys! D:
So much dissonance!
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city. Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here. The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing. They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment. We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I? Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.
Guys, please summon responsibly! And remember these rules!
1. Don’t call up what you can’t put down
Most important rule! If Belial gets a little unruly, can you smack his ass back down to hell? Demons are all about respect, and if they see your sniveling little bitch ass trying to boss them around, they’re going to kill you and proceed to use this dominion and all who dwell within to serve their ends. No one wants that. If you can’t defeat your summonee in mortal combat, don’t summon them. Simple as that!
2. Always know who you’re calling
Did you mean to summon Meeod, but instead accidentally called Psohdon? You used the wrong damn sigil; rookie mistake. Yes they are kinda similar, but you need to pay close attention to the differences between each one, otherwise you have a beloved that you’re shit out of luck to restore life to and now have to put up with that fucking flaky-ass douchebag. Yeah, you heard me, Psohdon the Inconstant! Fuck you.
3. Always have an offering
Seriously, you call me up in the middle of the night and make me come all the way over to your house to do you a favor and you don’t have any cake or booze or anything for me I’d be pretty fucking pissed. Demons are the same way. Have something ready!
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)
oh my god.
FUCKING MAGRITTE, MAN!